How to start each day with a positive outlook...

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly click YES!
7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!