The Potty

A little 3 year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there a bit too long, so she goes in to see why. The little boy is sitting on the toilet, reading a book, but about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips the left side of the toilet seat with his hand and then hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says, “Billy, are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while.”

Billy says, “I’m fine, mommy. I just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet!”

Mother says, “okay, you can stay here a few more minutes, but Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”

Billy replies, “It works with ketchup!”