Government Job

A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asked him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replied "Yes, caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he said, "I was in Iraq two 2 years."

The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy said, "Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaced and said, "OK, you've got enough points to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 a..m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., and plan on starting at 10:00 a.m. every day."

The guy was puzzled and said, "If the work hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 a.m.?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer said, "For the first two hours, we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."