Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Everything you need to know about life...

submitted by Tommy & Orize

The Woodpecker may have to go!


Everything you need to know about life you can learn from Noah’s Ark.

• Don't miss the boat.
• Remember that we are all in the same boat.
• Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
• Stay fit; when you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
• Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
• Build your future on high ground.
• For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
• Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
• When you're stressed, float a while.
• Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
• No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting at the end.

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