A reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman asked: 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?'.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
The nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own Easter eggs.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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