Siamese Twins

Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the barkeeper, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Budweiser draft beers, please". The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, England!" says the barkeeper. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers & Bud, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England?" asks the bar keeper.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."