Went to the doctor for my annual physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '145,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale and it says I weigh 180 lbs.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 6,' I say.
The nurse checks my height and I measure 5 foot 2".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
The doctor immediately put me on Prozac.
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